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| vincedakill | Date: Friday, 2009-10-02, 8:24 PM | Message # 1 |
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| Aight this is the game: everybody knows Chuck Norris so let's find the most funny quotes about him 
To make the game more interesting try to find as hard ones as possible and only post one at a time
If you really don't have any idea check this site:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ So I'll start off with one of my favorites: "Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic system, because he only recognizes the element of suprise" Afterall I study chemistry 
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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| Goks | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-03, 0:14 AM | Message # 2 |
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| Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| vincedakill | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-03, 11:35 AM | Message # 3 |
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| héhé nice one Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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| Goks | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-03, 2:21 PM | Message # 4 |
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| They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| vincedakill | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-04, 12:44 PM | Message # 5 |
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| Chuck Norris once challanged Lance Armstrong to a who has the most testickles contest, Chuck Norris won by 5
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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| Goks | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-04, 1:09 PM | Message # 6 |
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| Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| killer | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-04, 1:39 PM | Message # 7 |
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| There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
“When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.” – Tennessee Williams
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| Hono94 | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-04, 10:04 PM | Message # 8 |
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| In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
Just awesome
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| Goks | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-04, 10:31 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Quote (vincedakill) To make the game more interesting try to find as hard ones as possible and only post one at a time Try posting just 1 hehe more fun. For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| vincedakill | Date: Monday, 2009-10-05, 6:12 PM | Message # 10 |
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| Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... He waits
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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| Goks | Date: Wednesday, 2009-10-07, 6:22 AM | Message # 11 |
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| Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| vincedakill | Date: Wednesday, 2009-10-07, 10:30 AM | Message # 12 |
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| Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris Let's make this more intresting, the first one to say a quote someone else allrady used looses
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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| Goks | Date: Monday, 2009-10-12, 1:21 PM | Message # 13 |
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| # When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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| vincedakill | Date: Monday, 2009-10-12, 5:22 PM | Message # 14 |
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| Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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| allmanbrother | Date: Thursday, 2009-10-15, 8:56 PM | Message # 15 |
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| Rosa parks refused to giver up her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris ^^ Added (2009-10-15, 8:56 Pm)
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Apple pays Chuck Norris .99 cents everytime he downloads a song from iTunes (i'm a big Apple fan ^^)
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