Chuck Norris

vincedakill

Date: Thursday, 2009-10-15, 10:49 PM | Message # 16

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Chuck Norris allready counted to infinity.... twice!

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Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 7:46 AM | Message # 17

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Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

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Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 5:38 PM | Message # 18

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There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris computer.
Chuck Norris is always in controle

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Goks

Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 9:29 PM | Message # 19

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Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down

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Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 9:58 PM | Message # 20

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Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.

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Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 1:36 AM | Message # 21

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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.

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Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 8:57 AM | Message # 22

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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

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Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 5:30 PM | Message # 23

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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

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Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 7:25 PM | Message # 24

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# When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame

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Date: Sunday, 2009-10-18, 6:43 PM | Message # 25

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

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Date: Sunday, 2009-10-18, 8:02 PM | Message # 26

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Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.

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Date: Friday, 2009-12-04, 2:56 PM | Message # 27

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris

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Broke my own rule but couldn't resist tongue

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

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Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.

C'mon guys post!

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