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vincedakill | Date: Thursday, 2009-10-15, 10:49 PM | Message # 16 |
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| Chuck Norris allready counted to infinity.... twice!
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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Goks | Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 7:46 AM | Message # 17 |
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| Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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vincedakill | Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 5:38 PM | Message # 18 |
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| There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris computer. Chuck Norris is always in controle
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Goks | Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 9:29 PM | Message # 19 |
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| Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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vincedakill | Date: Friday, 2009-10-16, 9:58 PM | Message # 20 |
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| Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy.
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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Goks | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 1:36 AM | Message # 21 |
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| Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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vincedakill | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 8:57 AM | Message # 22 |
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| Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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allmanbrother | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 5:30 PM | Message # 23 |
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| Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
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Goks | Date: Saturday, 2009-10-17, 7:25 PM | Message # 24 |
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| # # When Chuck Norris spits out watermelon seeds, he puts a machine gun to shame
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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vincedakill | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-18, 6:43 PM | Message # 25 |
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| Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Goks | Date: Sunday, 2009-10-18, 8:02 PM | Message # 26 |
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| Chuck Norris doesnt use after shave, he uses liquid hot magma.
Dream as if you'll live forever; Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean
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vincedakill | Date: Friday, 2009-12-04, 2:56 PM | Message # 27 |
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| When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for chuck norris Added (2009-10-19, 5:44 Pm) --------------------------------------------- Broke my own rule but couldn't resist Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. Added (2009-12-04, 2:56 Pm) --------------------------------------------- Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman. C'mon guys post!
Reality is that, wich if you no longer believe in it doesn't go away.
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