It means that every day would be a month, so you'll get your payment every day and women menstruate every day, so they would bleed to death

Now that i got it, I actually laughed a little.

My Latin teacher told us that joke. He's like a stand-up comedian.
The jokes rock but his moves are so ridiculous that you sometimes have tears in your eyes

a woman went to a sex shop and said i need a dildo the guy said heres one thats magic

all u do is say magic dildo then wat u want it to have sex with so when she got home she said magic dildo my pussy

it did but she didnt know how to stop it so she ran down the road and a cop stopped her she told him the story then he said

Hah!Magic dildo my ass.

I've heard a quite similiar one;

There was a (good looking) woman who wanted to buy a weird and expensive pet. She went to a pet-shop and asked: "What is the most weird animal you have here?"
"Well, I have a pussy-licking frog here." said the clerk. The woman was surprised but still bought it of curiousity. She went back home and tried, but the frog did nothing. She called the shop and said that she wanted her money back. The clerk wanted to check the situation and arrived at the woman's house. When he got in he said; "Oh man Jack, this has got to be the last time I'm showing you this..."

I must start to look like slicey here

A couple is camping out in the woods near some lakes.
The guy is a fisher with a fishermanboat.
in the morning the guy still sleeps so the woman decides to take off with his boat to read a book in the middle of an unknown lake.
After a while a policeboat shows up.
the officer get's on the fisherboat and see's the fishing equipement.
"Ma'am I'm going to have to give you a ticket."
"Why?"
"You can't fish in these waters."
"But I'm just reading a book."
"Yeah but you got all the equipement and could start at any minute."
"I don't even know how to fish this must be a joke."
"I'm sorry ma'am but I'm giving you this ticket because you got all the equipement and could start any time."
"Well in that case I'm going to report you for sexual harassement."
"But Ma'am that's a lie."
"True but you have all the equipement and could start at any minute."
"Ok sorry to bother you, have a goodday Ma'am."

i got it off the grinch when he says hello.....little girl