Quote (SliceyDicey)
a woman went to a sex shop and said i need a dildo the guy said heres one thats magic
all u do is say magic dildo then wat u want it to have sex with so when she got home she said magic dildo my pussy
it did but she didnt know how to stop it so she ran down the road and a cop stopped her she told him the story then he said
Hah!Magic dildo my ass.
I've heard a quite similiar one;
There was a (good looking) woman who wanted to buy a weird and expensive pet. She went to a pet-shop and asked: "What is the most weird animal you have here?"
"Well, I have a pussy-licking frog here." said the clerk. The woman was surprised but still bought it of curiousity. She went back home and tried, but the frog did nothing. She called the shop and said that she wanted her money back. The clerk wanted to check the situation and arrived at the woman's house. When he got in he said; "Oh man Jack, this has got to be the last time I'm showing you this..."
I must start to look like slicey here